Darel McMilham AKA The Conservationist AKA Con

Darel McMilham AKA The Conservationist AKA Con

Just your garden variety conservationist environmentalist mutating ecologist of viking and grunge rocker descent.

Darel is a environmental organizer in Seedy by day, and also sometimes during the day he mutates into THE CONSERVATIONIST.

Right now...he is livid about water issues in City of Seedy...

The Goo

The Goo

A gutter-punk-do-gooder, Goo is essentially a goon...but raised by catholic wolves in a forest somewhere.

He likes to beat the shit out of people and make his friend Con (The Conservationist) happy.

He thinks water is okay. But he prefers Mayonnaise.

Adriana Thurogood AKA Hydrana

Adriana Thurogood AKA Hydrana

Daughter to Holland Thurogood and highly skilled assassin.

Adriana changes her name and joins the ranks of the water vigilantes in order to help her father control them and make them patsies....but sometimes love and your weird diaper fetish get in the way....

Ma-Ti

Ma-Ti

Well, Ma-ti is his slave name...

A former test-monkey from a lab...he has escaped. He also talks....we really shouldn't do tests on Monkeys. They may eventually rise and get access to huge swords.

Holland Thurogood

Holland Thurogood

Business Tycoon, Loving Father, Widow.

Holland, a retired oil-man turned water-business-man, is looking to gain influence by winning a mayoral campaign in Seedy, all while controlling the water and everything that goes into it in the city. He plans on gettin' rich and bangin' his young Secretary, Evangeleen. Lovin' it!

Woods

Woods

The god-damn-son-of-a-bitch genius scientist, helping Holland Thurogood in exchange for copious amounts of excess research funds for his peculiar sexual perversions.

 

He and Holland both grew beards together...without Holland knowing it.

Bearrick Diamond

Bearrick Diamond

A shadowy figure hell bent on world-destruction....but why?

He also has a bear hand...he may be related to Bears.

The Secretary aka Evangeleen Ruffy

The Secretary aka Evangeleen Ruffy

Evangeleen, Holland Thurogood's Secretary, is a psychology major at Seedy U. 

She enjoys masks, psych evaluations, bears, and rich men.